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Kilichitay Bar Stool

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If you see a seat without a back and no arms – you are either in a bar or in stand-up comedy!!. Kili(zhi)chitay is a Tamil word that means ‘killed it’, ‘nailed it’, maxed it’, ‘pulverised it’ and other such hi-energy phrases. Which means it is definitely what a Bar Stool should be Branded as !!! By the way, Bar stools are high so the sitting can maintain level eye-contact with those standing. And, oh, one reason why stand-up comics almost always have a Bar Stool on stage is because bars are where such entertainment began. So that kind of Stool was the handiest furniture to lend !!!!

Key Features: Super easy Assemply with NO tools • Super hi-quality stoppers to guratee proper locking • Copper cladding on mating surfaces to eliminate wear and tear • Easy dismantling for flat-pack-storage E. Stunning gift for your stand-up comedy friends


All Neoteny products are handcrafted using Upcycled Wood only | READ FAQs

The Origins

Stand-up comedy is tough. Exceptionally brutal. You are evaluated on the spot. Tomatoes or roaring applause….the KILICHITAY kind. It is every stand-up comedian’s dream-cum-nightmare!!!! And since stand-up comedy originated in bars - bar stools are inextricably linked to it. To this very day. Even in massive public stages entirely bar-less. Celebrating stand-up and bar stools, here’s the NEOTENY tribute – KILICHITAY. 'Kilichitay' is how the great unwashed masses pronounce it..the purists demand "Kili(zhi)chitay"...That rounded 'ZHI' is as unique as the Xhosa 'click'.

    Specifications
    Dimensions: Inches: 14 (l) x 14 (b) x 35 (h)
    Cms: 36 (l) x 36 (b) x 89 (h)
    Weight: 13.5 kgs
    Color Material: It is made of multiple woods. Please see colors in the photographs.
    Packaging: Standard Box
    Variants: None
    Quantity: N.A.
    Finish: Environment friendly, non toxic finish – Two base coats + two top coats
    Notes
    1. Please sit responsibly.
    2. Kili(zhi)chitay does not guarantee standing ovations for your stand-up.
    3. It is not advised to throw stool components at hecklers.
    Care, Warranty & Shipping

    Care Instructions:

    1. Nothing if used normally.
    2. Of course all wood will break if dropped.........ooopsss, be super soft when coaxing components together. impact.

    Warranty:

    • 6 Months Warranty (subject to Terms & Conditions)
    • This limited warranty does not apply to: Normal wear and tear • Accidental damage at your end. Do remember that IT IS NOT an action figure • Incorrect use, unauthorized repair and cleaning methods outside those recommended.

    Shipping:
    Free Shipping within mainland India.